JC, mi compadre
Are you not going to Spokane? If you are then the only reason for missing me will be poor aim.
I will be there and will be racing. I know that these a difficult financial times but part of my personal mental health program is at least one racing trip per year. Otherwise, Lo would probably have me committed to a mental health facility for the criminally insane. As it is, I'm out on my own recognisance. Their mistake.
The racing trip this year will start in Spokane and end at Pacific Raceway with a side trip to the 40th Formula Ford Reunion at Elkhart Lake, Wisconsin. Good racing, good bratwurst, good beer, good cheese omelets; it's all good!!
Anyway, I'm looking forward to the Conference races with as much enthusiasm as the race at Road America. It's a once in a lifetime opportunity to race on a four mile long track. They'll be starting over 70 cars in my race group! Man, what a rush that'll be!!
I will, of course, be at the back and the view will be spectacular going into the first turn. I'll have lots of stories for around the salsa pot at the PR race in August.
Look forward to seeing you and sharing some track time at Spokane.
Hasta Manana, mi amigo...
PS Just use the espanol for ass: Burro muy Grande! Here's another source for alternatives:
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