Salsa!!!

jc_cuevas

jc_cuevas

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I will be in Spokane this weekend and ......................... THERE WILL BE SALSA!!!!

Yep! .............. I just finished making two gallons of the stuff. This stuff will make you feel twenty years younger. It is, afterall, ..................... a Viagra alternative. :tongue:

There will be salsa and chips at my paddock. Just look around for the open wheel riff-raff and we will be there for a "come to Jesus meeting". Bring something to drink and a sense of humor.

Everyone is invited.

Jesus
 
GEORGE: "Why don't they have salsa on the table?"

JERRY: "What do you need salsa for?"

GEORGE: "Salsa is now the number one condiment in America."

JERRY: "You know why? Because people like to say "salsa." "Excuse me, do
you have any salsa?" "We need more salsa." "Where is the salsa? No salsa?"

GEORGE: "You know it must be impossible for a Spanish person to order
seltzer and not get salsa. "I wanted seltzer, not salsa!"

JERRY: "Don't you know the difference between seltzer and salsa? You
have the seltezer after the salsa!"
 
Well depends, if I make tomatillo salsa there is cooking involved, if I make hatch green chilies salsa there is cooking involved. Mine is still made with love, lots of it, maybe yours is lacking that extra bit of love and cooking?
 
FFRSpec72 said:
Well depends, if I make tomatillo salsa there is cooking involved, if I make hatch green chilies salsa there is cooking involved. Mine is still made with love, lots of it, maybe yours is lacking that extra bit of love and cooking?
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................. if your salsa is that good, why haven't I never seen it or tasted it?

There are many salsa critics out there, but I only know one person that brings and openly share his salsa with the world.

................ as it is often said in competition; .............. BRING IT!!!

J.C.

P.S. The tomatillos, for some reason, are not very good this year.
 
Lynn Rimmer said:
JC, Thomas and I can't make it for Friday racing. Will be arriving late late Friday.
HOLD SOME SALSA!!!!!
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There will always be salsa for you and Thomas. :)

Where would you like me to "hold it"?

...................... never mind! I don't want to anger the forum Gestapo. (LOL)

J.C.
 
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I'm sure that JC has one of those old folks digestive tracks and can't take anything above 0 on the Scoville scale
 
rsracer said:
Just like Colonel Sanders 11 secret HERBS and spices :)
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I met Col. Sanders once in Lexington, Kentucky. We were both in a waiting room at the University of Kentucky Medical Center, just before a scheduled colonoscopy. I made the old guy laugh so hard he almost passed out, .................... I told the guy sitting between us that I just heard that they ran out of the "slippery stuff".

Is he still alive?

J.C.
 
FFRSpec72 said:
I'm sure that JC has one of those old folks digestive tracks and can't take anything above 0 on the Scoville scale
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It is not my digestive track that forms the basis for concern. It's the other plumbing and associated equipment.

...................... and all this time you thought oysters were responsible.

Go figure!!

:confused1:

P.S. Who is Scoville? Is he an urologist or .................. ????

J.C.
 
badsmini said:
GEORGE: "Why don't they have salsa on the table?"

JERRY: "What do you need salsa for?"

GEORGE: "Salsa is now the number one condiment in America."

JERRY: "You know why? Because people like to say "salsa." "Excuse me, do
you have any salsa?" "We need more salsa." "Where is the salsa? No salsa?"

GEORGE: "You know it must be impossible for a Spanish person to order
seltzer and not get salsa. "I wanted seltzer, not salsa!"

JERRY: "Don't you know the difference between seltzer and salsa? You
have the seltezer after the salsa!"
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............... that's very funny. Seinfeld was funny. George was funnier.

Obviously, .................. Seinfeld is not Cuban.

Cubans do not drink "seltzer". Too risky. Too much gas as it is.

J.C.

P.S. BTW, there will never, ever, be a Salsa Nazi at my paddock.
 
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Alas Colonel Sanders has passed away, JC you must have a white suit, you could grow a little gotee, I think it could work!
 
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