I beg forgiveness, compassion and understanding.
Dear Mr. Forum Administrator:
>> .........which makes it a requirement that your real name appear somewhere in your posts. It doesn't matter where or how you do this, so long as someone reading your post could figure out who you are in "meatspace," i.e., who you are in real life, beyond the forum..........<<
OK, OK, OK, ....................... my real name is JESUS AMADO CUEVAS VALERIO a.k.a "J.C."
I am the guy that makes the orgasmic salsa known to some at the paddocks. I am also the guy that runs into tire (tyres in Canada) walls at high rates of speed for reasons not known or taught at any of the open wheel racing schools.
In the past, I admit, I've signed my posts in this forum with my initials, "J.C.", which also happen to be my my nickname.
If anyone is interested, I will explain as to why I ended up with "J.C." as a nickname. I has to do with a very obscure Scandinavian ritual of killing Cuban refugees during a fulll moon.
Due to fact I fly to Israel on a frequent basis, it is a NECESSITY for me, not to use my "real name"; ................. JESUS, ......... specially during the Easter holidays.
It is a self preservation measure considering Makita cordless drills and sheet metal screws are now readily available in Israel. I simply do not do well with any kind of pain.
If I mislead anyone in this forum by not identifying myself with my "meatspace" name instead of my ............ initials, I am truly sorry.
BTW, ........................ what the hell is a "meatspace name"? Is this an American subcultural issue or some form of colloquialism?
>>I will start tagging posts that fail to follow this ICSCC-mandated requirement and repeat offenders will eventually have Things Done to Them.<<
Please Mr. Administrator do not anything rash that might, in any way, put my "Green Card" in jeopardy. There are some Nazi factions still present in the Immigration Department. I don't want to go to Guantanamo.
I worked very hard to become a legal and useful member of this community and I would hate to think that using my initials in this forum, might destroy my chances to fully partake in the American Dream all the opportunities available in this wonderful country.
Besides, ............. who is going to mow your lawns, clean your table at your favorite restaurants? Who is going to offer you inexpensive janitorial services?
In other words;.......... Why for you kick my dog?; ............ he no bark you.
Respectfully;
Jesus Amado Cuevas Valerio a.k.a. ..........."J.C."