Hey, Bill: Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you...

[Steve Adams]

And a very happy birthday to Steward Bill (Spornitz), who turns mumble-mumble years old today!

If you're feeling old, Bill, just take solace from the fact that, if you were any number of other kinds of mammals, you'd be dead already.

 

[mikeolsen]

Does this mean we can start a thread of "Bill's so old..."??

 

[gordon_jones]

Hey watch it, us old pharts can still kick some tail pipe. G

 

[Lynn Rimmer]

Yes, Gordon, but using your cane gives you an unfair advantage!

 

[Steve Adams]

Does this mean we can start a thread of "Bill's so old..."??

You mean like "Bill's so old that he can't remember if it was Wilbur or Orville who taught him to fly"?

Or maybe "Bill's so old that his first race took place in downtown Rome, the car had only two wheels and was pulled by a team of horses, and he finished second to some guy named 'Judah Ben-Hur'"?

Like that?

 

[mikeolsen]

Now we're talkin'....


Bill's so old, when he learned to drive, "starting the car" involved building a fire in the boiler!

 

[Scott Norton]

Bill Happy Birthday! And just call them out BY they're NAME and AGE at roll call to get evens stevens.

 

[gordon_jones]

"using your cane gives you an unfair advantage" Any thing that helps with cause. We are after all RACERS. G

 

[Ken Killam]

Bill's so old that he used to buy his wheels at the local quarry.

I'll probably pay for that later.

 

[Greg Miller]

Now we're talkin'....
Bill's so old, when he learned to drive, "starting the car" involved building a fire in the boiler!

Now its not the car that needs a fire built ..........

 

[usm34me]

Did you hear the one about Bill driving down the freeway, when his cell phone rang?

Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Bill, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 5. Please be careful!"

"Heck," said Bill, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"

 

[thomas_liesner]

Bil's so old his first car used candles for headlights.

Sorry Bill..... okay not so much.

 

[bob_mearns]

Bill's so old, his first driving suit was made of chain mail.

 

[Ken Killam]

Happy Birthday, Bill. I hope your years have brought you a better appreciation for the 6th sense...humor.