Ken Killam
Fats
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Since I had to work today, couldn't be there in body, but I am in spirit. My actual body is sitting here at the computer with fingers crossed in anticipation of the voting results...
I heard the track is built on the sole nocturnal mating grounds of the endangered pointed-ear spotted gopher. Is that true?
Disclaimer on the sign as you enter the facility: "No gophers were killed or injured during the making of this race track."
NASCAR has "Digger".